dan heaver

you can't make elderflower champagne without breaking a few bottles

Lock up your daughters. And your sons. And any elderly relatives.

it's done

ten days ago, I took a bucket to a hedgerow.

Six days after, there was a mouldy mess.

So I took the same bucket to another hedgerow.

Six days after that, there was this

then after a couple of hours, there was quite a lot of this

Just need to wait a couple more weeks, and there may well be a bit of this.



And when there is, there are a couple of people I want to be sharing it with.